Media, Spiritual

BREAKING NEWS!!!

HUNDREDS OF KIDS MURDERED

In Palestine, two years ago, there had been reports going round about a ‘prophet’ being born to a virgin??. Shepherds said at the time that they had been visited by alien messengers, had in fact seen the new-born infant (Greek brefos), in some local hostelry.

Now, recently, three oriental sages have apparently turned up in the national capital, asking to see the new ‘king’, – had been sent off to find the child, but had ended up many miles north of the city, in a small village near a well-known lake.

The word is that they have found a toddler, (Greek paideou) being cared for by a local carpenter; the child matching the profile of the ‘prophet’ the sages are seeking.

Meanwhile, back down south, a crazed despot has sent out his military on a ‘scorched earth’ mission, killing all and any young boys of two years and under..

Never mind, there’s always the parties, folks getting sloshed and sober afterwards. Merry Xmas..

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