Ata gooin up north?

We, up here on the Pennines in G-d’s own county, having heard that the Eton Mess has decided to have Londinium excoriated, do wish any Southern Softies, who now, for the first time, find themselves North of Watford Gap, a grand welcome. The attached illustrated phrase book may help you on your journey to meet us common folk, with common sense.

Click on’t first link sithee, then on’t Twitter link, an tha’ll get a list of signs and phrases.