An old station hand named ‘Billy’ was overseeing his livestock on a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.        
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the old man,  
“If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Billy looks at the young man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers,   “Sure, why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The yuppie then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ……

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to Billy and says,  
“You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
 “That’s right. Well, you’ll be helping yourself to one of me calves, then, since you won it fair and square.” says Billy.   
He watches the smartly dressed yuppie select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the man gingerly picks it up & stuffs it into the boot of his car.
As the yuppie is carefully brushing the dust & hair off his suit, Billy says,  
Hey, if I can tell you exactly what work you do & where you come from, will you give me back my calf?”  
The yuppie thinks about it for a second, wondering what this wrinkled up dirt encrusted uneducated old man could possibly know?    He grins and then says,    

“Okay, old fella, why not? I’m a believer in fair play.” 
You’re a politician and you work in Canberra.” says the old timer”..

Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but, tell me, how on earth did you guess that?”
No guessing required.” answered Billy “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars-worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter.  This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog.” 




For when your boss tells you “It’s mandatory”.

Care home staff…  [ That means ANYBODY and EVERYBODY ]

This is what you do.

You just say no!

Boss, “you must get the injection to protect the residents.”

You, “no, my responsibility is to protect myself first, not the residents.”

Boss, “but you have to, to protect the residents, it’s safe enough” – (no it isn’t)!

You, “no, it is a Medical treatment, an experimental one at that, which comes with a risk of anything from sickness to disablement and death, with no long-term safety data as this is the trials. I am not taking the risk with my life to protect a resident.”

Boss, “it’s policy now.”

You, “your policy breaks human rights laws, employment laws, disability discrimination laws, the equality act, and a lot more. Health and safety is above policy, you are not considering my safety in this”

Boss, “but the Government have mandated it”

You, “mandatory is not law, it is a statutory instrument which operates on the basis of consent, the ‘mandate’ breaks the law and I do not consent.

Should anything happen to me, the Government holds no liability, but you do, you need to check that your insurance covers my claim against you if I am injured or die as a result of you forcing an experimental medical treatment onto me.”

Boss, “or you’ll have to leave the position.”

You, “I won’t quit I know the law and I know my rights, you’ll have to fire me and then I’ll take legal action against you for unfair dismissal and a handful of other offences you’ve already just committed by trying to coerce and threaten me with the loss of my job”.

Boss,…… (Quite probably stumped at this point so not saying a lot).

You, “and I am putting you on notice now that if you press this issue again, harass me about it, discriminate against me for it, cause me alarm and distress as you’re already doing, I will take legal action against you.”

Boss,… (Your guess is as good as mine as to what will be said here but your final words should be)

You, “so we are clear on my stance about this then, yes? Good, now, let’s get back to work!”


THOUGHT FOR TODAY – Friday 16th July 2021

One of the principal causes of tumours is STRESS.

In the UK police service, the average life-span of a retired constable is just 8 years. Here are the averages – joins at 18 yrs, serves 30 years, dies at 56 years. Joins at 25 yrs, serves 25 years – dies at 58 years.

Select your company well‘ – As harsh as it may sound, mixing with highly stressed people will make YOU feel stressed.

On the other hand, mixing with CALM people – even for the briefest period – will leave you feeling calm..

Another strong cause of tumours is SUGAR – apparently all cancers feed on it.

So, avoid STRESS, avoid SUGAR, look after your own immune system and mix with people who are not ruled by FEAR, and you can enjoy PEACE.

With a hat-tip to Paul Wilson – Instant Calm


Why is your PM still misleading you?

Professor Sucharit Bhakdi explains how our own IMMUNE System creates different types of ANTIBODIES to counter Viruses, depending whether it is meeting the incoming Virus for the FIRST time (i. e. a NEW one) or one which has attacked our body before. Against NEW Viruses, it creates IGM antibodies (Immune Globin M), but against RECURRING Viruses, it creates IGG or IGA antibodies. Recent laboratory tests in USA have shown that the SARS-CoV-2 virus is DEFINITELY a RECURRING virus, and that the information which the Downing Street muppets have been peddling to camera for months is INCORRECT. We, the people, have to decide what to do about that.. Is our government being ‘conned’ by false information from the World Wealth Organisation, or is the PM ‘complicit’ in a plan to RESET our society. Please go to – https://brandnewtube.com/watch/quot-proof-that-puts-a-end-to-the-sars-cov-2-narrative-quot-professor-sucharit-bhakdi-895vxLrSVgHYH7y.html/ – and hear it for yourself.