Faith in Common Law Democracy
We presently live in a world of confusion, of misinformation. Over time we come to look on many ‘sources’ with a kind of weary resignation . With that in mind, will readers please print off and examine the pdf below and feel free to make comments as appropriate. Our source for this beauty is usual very reliable..
Thank you.
A 96-year-old woman’s note to her bank! Priceless! – with a hat-tip to ‘Ben’ for picking up this priceless gem! The following is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.
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To whom it may concern,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his depositing the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer of funds from my modest savings account, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty-one years.
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30, by way of penalty, for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I attend to your telephone calls and letters, whenever I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has recently become.
From now on.., I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.
My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.
Please find attached an Application Contact Status form which I require your chosen employee to complete.
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.
Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Please allow me to level the playing field even further. When you call me, you will now have a menu of options on my new voice mail system to choose from.
Please press the buttons as follows:
To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee of $50 to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. Please credit my account after each occasion.
Your Humble Client…
(Remember: This was written by a 96 year old woman!)
We are at a stage where the actors are refusing to play their roles.
After several years of research and probing we have established that each child born within the reaches of the Common Wealth becomes a commodity tradeable for commercial gain by means of a corporate mechanism which is never disclosed to the father and mother of the infant. We attach here a document which sets out the benefits to which each of us can, in truth, be due.
Agents and employees doing business within His Majesty’s Treasury and Revenue & Customs corporations are being very coy in even admitting that these benefits exist or are accessible by the ‘wo/man in the street’. Overseas parallel operatives are, however , more forthcoming and have helped us to grasp what is the reality here.
We attach a short paper outlining the true benefits and the hidden power available by the correct use of Bills of Exchange / Promissory Notes. Readers are invited to think whether their present lives could be improved by grasping the potential of access to one’s own private trust funds. If, having read the content, you have questions, send a snail-mail contact note to the address shown at the head of the paper.
We have been working over the past six years to expose corruption wherever it occurs, to bring together those elements which see the problem but which find themselves too puny, too insignificant, to create any permanent solution. Here below is a link to a growing group of clear-thinking souls who are working to build a force in England (for starters) which will not flinch in the face of black-hearted, divisive corporate bullies.
Write to us at the address below, giving your contact details, and including a USB stick (NTFS-formatted – 64GB) so that we can forward to you a presentation which can help kick-start transparent change across our land:
Living Stones, Suite 206, 6 Queen Street, Huddersfield Yorkshire HD1 2SQ
HUNDREDS OF KIDS MURDERED
In Palestine, two years ago, there had been reports going round about a ‘prophet’ being born to a virgin??. Shepherds said at the time that they had been visited by alien messengers, had in fact seen the new-born infant (Greek brefos), in some local hostelry.
Now, recently, three oriental sages have apparently turned up in the national capital, asking to see the new ‘king’, – had been sent off to find the child, but had ended up many miles north of the city, in a small village near a well-known lake.
The word is that they have found a toddler, (Greek paideou) being cared for by a local carpenter; the child matching the profile of the ‘prophet’ the sages are seeking.
Meanwhile, back down south, a crazed despot has sent out his military on a ‘scorched earth’ mission, killing all and any young boys of two years and under..
Never mind, there’s always the parties, folks getting sloshed and sober afterwards. Merry Xmas..
LIVING STONES 